Wife missing.



A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing:

Husband : - I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant : - What is her height ?

Husband: - Gee, I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall.

Sergeant : - Build?

Husband: - Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant : - Color of eyes?

Husband : - Never noticed.

Sergeant : - Color of hair?

Husband : - Changes a couple times a year . .. . maybe red.

Sergeant : - What was she wearing?

Husband: - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant : - Did she go in a car?

Husband : - No, she went in my truck.

Sergeant : - What kind of truck was it?

Husband : - Brand new Ford F150 with Eco-boost V6 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Put on special alloy wheels and off road Michelin's. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.……at this point the husband started tearing up and almost cried.

Sergeant: - Don't worry Bubba.......We’ll find your truck.

Showed that my wife she gave me the look and shock her head.

Hope this doesn't offend anyone but here goes!! Clean joke is Nancy pelosci and Chuck Schumer!!