Re: HELLO GUYS ITS SHORTY
 

Re: HELLO GUYS ITS SHORTY
 

WOW, shorty's a frickin poet and dont even know it!!

can anybody tell me what rhymes with loser??

Did you say Poet Chis?
 

howz about;

Roses are red Violets are Blue
if I sell you a car you know you are screwed,
The car that is junk sure isnt sporty,
The log you just bent over,
says made by Shorty.

Forgive me guys, best I could do :)

Scorp

Discalimer: Any similarities to any existing Shorty's is purely coincidental. This is a general poem about a fictitious shorty.

Scorp is back in the game and knockin them outta the ball park!!!
:lol:

Good one Scorp.

Here is mine:

'It will not be sporty, if you buy from Shorty...

'For his motives are flakey; leaving his buyers feeling bent over & achey...
as he tells his buyers one thing & does another; he has no loyalty, not even to his own mother.
'They call him "Shorty" for a good reason; his small man-hood is incapable of pleasin'. But do not be fooled by Shorty's small stature, he is an artist at being a thief & a snatcher.
'We all have seen Shorty's bad threads of the past, for his rap-sheet is wide as it is vast.
'Victims continue to expose Shorty's dirty deeds, as Shorty's alibi's continue to bleed... until the fine day Shorty is seen at the track, surely what will ensue will be a great attack. Shorty's deals will simply be no more; as all of the world will know him as a whore.

Scoot

07 M&M I'm not complaining about the car but the lies. You claim engine has Lunati crank, Manley rods, its a GM crank,China rods. You claim 1500 Hughes Converter, $300 junk,lasted 1 pass,ect. ect. If you dont know what you have dont make up stuff. (you are the only one claiming your a good seller, unless I missed some positive feed back besides your own)