choking remedy
 

Two rednecks sitting at the counter at a diner noticed a woman coughing
excessively at a table. One got up and walked over to the woman and
asked"You alright?" The lady shook her head NO!
He then asked "You choking?" The lady shook her head YES.
He immediately pulled her pants down and licked her right across her butt!
The lady was so shocked that she spit up the obstruction and was fine.
The ol' boy walked calmly back to the counter and sat down.
His buddy said you know, I have heard about that hind lick maneuver but have never seen it used before :shock: :shock: