Ole
 

Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut

off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and

vhen he got dar DA Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, 'Let's have da

finkers and I'll see vhat I can do.'



Ole said, 'I haven't got da finkers.'



'Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?' he said. 'Lord-it's 2007

and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques I could

hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da

finkers?'




Ole says, 'How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?'

Hae der!! Das not az funey az you tink! Comin from a Norske mysevf :lol: Besidz, ve uze duct taape now! :lol:

Hey ash...Never seen anyone type with a accent...But then YA'LL can't hear me from down South YA"LL :lol: