Great thread Gentlemen!!
I kinda blew my wad already on a similar thread back awhile ago invloving one gas scotter & one cop & two broken arms, so I don't have too many mishaps that match up to that one.
I do recall a time when I was getting ready to tow my 72' Chevelle once when I was 17. Unfortunately I "assumed" my e-brake worked in that car.... on a slanted driveway.... while pulling the driveshaft... BAMM!! I remember watching the oil-pan bolt rushing closer to my head as I wiggled away from a 3000+ car getting ready to crush my body of about 160lbs... man that sucked. The front pass tire rolled into my side & busted my clavical bone in my shoulder & I remember mucas spitting out of my mouth taking the breath away from me. As my 110lb girl friend was pushing on the back, I somehow was able to wiggle out & the car went into the street to a stop.
Another trip to the Hospital... first time I had Morphine too. I was told later that I was flirting with a big fat nurse lady who was helping me... they said I told her I was into "big luvin" & that I wanted her number.
WTH??? I am NOT into fat chicks.