I lost it when judge #3 said "I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone."
I've been there before. I love hot food and have a dip I make and hardly anybody will eat it because it's so hot. GOOOD, but man it can hurt the next day.
Jimmy Dean Hot sausage, brown it and remove from the pan and drain grease,
melt 2 things of philadelphia cream cheese,
add sausage to it and add 1 can of EXTRA HOT ROTEL, stir until mixed up well and hot.
Eat hot or cooled off with Doritos( my fav) or tortia chips.
If you don't like hot food make it out of mild sausage and regular rotel.
I'm serious this stuff gets hotter the next day too!! I LOVE IT