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> To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be Upset----I shall be home before midnight.*
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> When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table.
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> To My Dear Husband,
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> I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
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> about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to
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> remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math
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> teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you
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> read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my
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> students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile,
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> and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
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> As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you
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> will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
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> difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
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> Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.*