Three iron workers working on the 71st floor of a new building stop for lunch.
The first opens his pail only to find pasta yet again. Says to the other two, "If I get this again I am gonna jump to my death".
The second worker opens his bag lunch only to find peanut butter & jam sandwiches for the third time that week. He too says, " If I get this tomorrow I'm jumping also".
The third worker looks at his lunch only to find cold meat & cheese yet again. Shaking his head he too says "If it happens again tomorrow I am going off too"
So the following day the same iron workers sit down to eat their lunch.
First one opens his pail only too find pasta. Immediately he plunges to his death.
The second worker slowly opens his lunch only to find peanut butter & jam sandwiches He too quickly jumps off.
The third finds cold meat & cheese. Shaking his head jumps to his demise.
At the funeral days later the three widows gather together to talk of their husbands.
First one says " what a shame he was a good husband & father. If I only knew".
Second widow says, "what a shame he was so good to me". I was completely unaware".
Third widow says, "shame, I'll say its a shame,he makes his own lunch"