Ron612

Two Garbage Bags
>
>A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage
>bags behind her.


One of the bags rips, and every once in a while
>a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
>Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says,
>"Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag."
>
>"Oh, really? Darn," says the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and
>see if I can find them.


Thanks for telling me..."
>"
>Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?


You didn't steal it, did you?"
>
>"Oh, no,' says the little old lady. You see, my back yard is
>right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days,
>a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower
>garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers.
>Each time some guy sticks his "whizz" through the fence, I grab it and I say,
>'$20 or off it comes!'"
>
>"OK, that seems only fair," laughs the cop. "So, good luck.
>Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
>
>"Well, you know", says the little old lady, "not everybody pays."