A doctor from Israel says, "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's testicles, put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments, "Well, in Germany we take part of the brain out of one person, put it in another person's head, and in 4 weeks he's looking for work."
The Russian doctor says, "That's nothing. In Russia we take out half of the heart from one person and put it into another person's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately, "Listen, my colleagues. You are way behind the USA. About 5 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart and no balls....we made him President of the United States and now, the whole country is looking for work!!"