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Old 05-31-2007, 06:14 PM
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The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping
for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and
down along with her.
She said, " I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up
and down, told me that she was pregnant!

I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to

have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I
asked her how she knew. She said....

(You're going to love this!)

"Well, that was the easy part.
I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a
twin-pack.
Both tests came out positive!
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Old 06-01-2007, 03:47 PM
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My favorite Blonde riddle's always been;

What do you call a half dozen blondes at the bottom of a swimming pool?

An Air Bubble.
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Old 06-01-2007, 03:59 PM
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Old 06-03-2007, 03:51 PM
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ok since im married to this one heres my favarite blonde joke [clean one anyway] what do you call a blonde with high blood pressure? a red head! mike
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